F*ck a Dave day
December 6th is sacred. You must curse every Dave the dog with a swear word so loud it echoes through the void of existence
I cursed Dave the dog with a swear word so loud my mom got a headache.
Dave the dog tried to run away on F*ck a Dave day. I chased him and kicked him.
I yelled ‘f*ck this mess’ at Dave the dog and he cried. It was a win.