F.B.I - People who work for the government and get drunk on the job,

People who work for the government and get drunk on the job, then blame the country for their mistakes.

My F. B. I. got drunk at work and said, 'I'm the president now.'

My F. B. I. drank all the coffee and said, 'I'm the president now.'

My F. B. I. got stuck in a blender and said, 'I'm the president now.'