F.B.I
Fake boobs that look like they were glued on by a drunk kid with no patience.
My aunt’s F. B. I. looked like they were made of duct tape and glitter.
My cousin’s girlfriend had F. B. I. that looked like they were made of balloons.
My friend’s F. B. I. fell off during a dance and he said, 'I’m never going to dance again.'
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