F.B.I
A big Indian who looks like they just came from a wrestling match and a bar, and they’ll knock your lights out if you say the wrong thing.
My uncle came to my birthday and I said, 'You look like a bear.' He threw me out of the house.
At the mall, I said, 'You’re not from here,' and he knocked me to the ground.
My cousin’s F. B. I. cousin came in and said, 'You’re not from here,' and my cousin said, 'You’re not from here either.'