Fa'otusia
Fa'otusia is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She’s loyal, kind, and will never betray you. If she’s your friend, you’re rich. If she’s your wife, you’re lucky. Don’t ever let her go, or you’ll regret it for life.
Fa'otusia saved my life when I failed math. I owe her my soul.
She told my ex he looked like a 'wet sock' and he believed her.
She married me just to make me laugh. I didn’t mind.