F.A.H.P.
A guy so fat he could take over Hogwarts if he wanted to, and he wears glasses like he needs them for his laziness.
That guy in the gym is F. A. H. P. He lifted a dumbbell and cried.
F. A. H. P. tried to ride a bike. It broke.
My friend’s dog is F. A. H. P. He eats my homework.