F.A.G. Map - Faked Angle Geometry is when artists pretend they know what

Faked Angle Geometry is when artists pretend they know what they're doing with maps, even though they're just copying other people's work.

"F. A. G. Map? I used that to make my character look like it was lit by a disco ball.", @DiscoArtist

"My teacher called it F. A. G. Map because I used a map I didn't understand.", @StudentArtFail

"F. A. G. Map is just normal mapping with a side of lies and bad lighting.", @TextureTroll2000