Fadtotarian
A Fadtotarian is someone who thinks they’re the most important person on Earth and will tell you all about it. They have no filter and a huge need to be noticed.
My uncle is a Fadtotarian. He texts me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his new pet goldfish.
My cousin is a Fadtotarian. She thinks she invented pizza.
My neighbor is a Fadtotarian. She yells at the mailman for giving her the wrong paper.