Fadtotarian
A Fadtotarian is a person who acts like the world revolves around them. They’re like a boss, but with more nonsense and less patience.
My mom is a Fadtotarian. She says she’s the reason I exist.
My dad is a Fadtotarian. He thinks he’s the reason the internet works.
My friend is a Fadtotarian. She claims she can speak to animals.