Fadster - A guy who thinks he's a hipster but only knows how to drink

A guy who thinks he's a hipster but only knows how to drink beer and complain about the weather.

'I'm a fadster, and I'm here to ruin your day.'

'Why are you listening to music? I just drink beer and complain about the weather.'

'I don't need to know what a beat is. I just need to know what a beer is.'