Fadopple
A person who shoves apples in their mouth like they're trying to win a bet and wears a hat because they think it makes them look cool even though it doesn't.
I saw a fadopple eating an apple in a gas station while wearing a clown hat. I almost cried.
My cousin is a fadopple. He eats apples like they're his last meal and wears a hat that smells like old socks.
That guy in the park eats apples while wearing a hat. He’s a fadopple, and I swear he’s trying to annoy me.