Fadoozyland
The spot you end up in when you’re too dumb to know you’re lost. It’s like being stuck in a dream where everything makes no sense.
I thought I was going to the park. I ended up in a parking lot with a guy yelling about pizza.
My friend got lost and ended up in a store that only sells socks and candy.
I got lost in the mall and found a guy who thought he was a wizard.