fadolescence
That short time you’re a lard bucket in your teens, then you lose the lard. You’re too busy fighting aliens in your room to talk to people. You’re a king in your game but a loser in real life.
I ate a whole pizza box and then passed out on the couch.
I beat the level but still failed my history test.
I got lost on the way to the store because I didn’t know which way to go.