Fadoasup
A position so embarrassing it makes you want to die, and it's usually the person who's about to get butt-fucked and doesn't even know it yet.
I'm in Fadoasup and I feel like I'm going to die.
He's been in Fadoasup for hours and still hasn't been butt-fucked.
She's Fadoasup and she's crying like a baby.