fadley
A fadley is someone who’s got more energy than a caffeine-addicted raccoon. He’ll do anything to be the best, even if it means cursing your name in the lunchroom.
He ran a mile in gym class and still had the strength to throw a fit about the teacher’s hair.
He tried to start a fight with three guys at once just to prove he was a fadley.
He texted me: 'I’m a fadley. You’re just a basic human.'