Fadjaynus
A Fadjaynus is when your butt and your bits get split open like a bad pizza. It’s the worst kind of rip you can have.
I got a Fadjaynus and my doctor had to sew me up with a needle the size of a pencil.
My friend got a Fadjaynus and now she can’t sit down without screaming.
I had a Fadjaynus and my doctor said it was the worst he’s ever seen. I believe him.