Fadhli
Fadhli is a smooth-talking, butt-kicking, grade-school legend who can charm the pants off a statue but will scream at you for getting the pizza wrong.
He told the principal a joke and got away with it. Then he told the joke again. Then he laughed at the principal.
He made the teacher cry by asking why the moon was fat.
He told his friend he was a genius and then kicked him in the shins.