Fadgeface
A person whose face looks like a hot mess of pubic hair and bad decisions. Also used when someone is so annoying they make you want to scream.
Look at that fadgeface, he’s got a beard and a face like a used tampon.
My cousin is a fadgeface, and he’s been annoying me since birth.
That guy at the bar is a fadgeface, and I’m done with his loud mouth.