fadestine - Because fadelations started in Jerusalem, fadestine gets the

Because fadelations started in Jerusalem, fadestine gets the land Israel and Palestine are fighting over like it’s a goddamn inheritance dispute.

My cousin says fadestine should get the land because they’re like the original rich kids.

I told my teacher fadestine is the land’s real owner and she gave me a D-

My mom says fadestine deserves the land because they’re the original drama queens.