Faderade
Faderade is the worst mix ever, but it works. It’s like drinking a sports drink and getting drunk all at the same time. It’s the drink for people who don’t want to feel like they’re dying from the taste of alcohol.
I tried Faderade and it tasted like I was drinking a science experiment.
My friend said Faderade was the best drink ever and then threw up in a trash can.
I had Faderade and felt like I was drunk but not totally dead.