Faderade
Faderade is a drink you make when you’re too lazy to go to the store and just pour whatever you have into a cup. It’s the drink of people who hate shots but still want to get wasted.
I made Faderade in my pajamas and got wasted before noon.
My brother said Faderade was the best drink ever, then puked on my shoes.
Faderade is my favorite drink because I can drink it at 3 AM and still be alive.