fadeous
Fadeous is when you’re so fat and ugly, you could scare a ghost. It’s like a hot dog that’s been sitting in a dumpster for a week.
My brother’s friend is fadeous. He eats donuts for breakfast and wears socks with shoes.
My aunt’s dog is fadeous. It looks like it got stuck in a trash can and never came out.
My math teacher’s brother is fadeous. He probably eats pizza for dinner and drinks soda for breakfast.