FadedHomie
The friend who’s always faded, tripping, or somewhere between being a human and a mistake. They can’t remember what they were talking about unless you ask them a question they can’t answer.
He asked me what my plan was. I said, ‘not dying.’ He said, ‘that’s my plan too.’
I told him about my day. He asked if I was alive or just pretending to be dead.
He asked me if I was coming to the party. I said, ‘if I’m alive.’ He said, ‘that’s my answer too.’