Faded to the curb
So drunk you can’t even talk straight, you’re just a mess on the sidewalk.
He was faded to the curb, trying to say 'I love you' but it came out 'I looovee youuuu.'
She was faded to the curb, singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at the top of her lungs.
He tried to walk home but ended up faded to the curb, yelling at a pigeon.