Faded Jaded
An old-school hooker who’s seen it all, and now just wants a quickie and a free drink. She doesn’t care if you’re ugly, as long as you’re fast.
She said, 'I don’t need love, I need a quickie and a vodka.'
He messaged her, 'I'm not pretty, but I'm fast.'
She replied, 'Just don’t make me wait, I’ve got a hangover.'