faded den a ho - when you're so lit you think the coffee machine is giving yo

when you're so lit you think the coffee machine is giving you life advice and the ceiling is your long lost brother

I just told my mom 'you're my favorite mom' and she said 'I'm your only mom'

I tried to do my math homework and the numbers were fighting

I told the waiter 'you're my best friend' and he said 'I'm your only friend'