faded by achilles
the worst barber in the world gave you this hair and it looks like a squirrel got into a bag of hair dye and a bag of glitter
My friend got this haircut and now he looks like he was dragged through a mud puddle and a glitter factory.
My sister got this and now she looks like a raccoon that lost a bet.
My brother got this and now he smells like a gym sock and a dead fish.