Fade the Fade
When you’re so stunned you can’t even bother to scream or throw a fit. You’re just like ‘whatever’ but with more confusion and less effort.
I saw my ex with my best friend at the mall. I just stood there like a confused potato.
My mom told me I had to clean my room. I looked at her and said, ‘Okay.’
My dog ate my homework. I blinked and said, ‘Cool.’