Fade Bush
A trimmed-up crotch that’s so clean, it looks like a fancy barber did it, but still has enough hair to make you look like a confused hedgehog.
I told my friend his Fade Bush was so good, it should win an award.
My sister’s Fade Bush is so clean, I thought she used a magic wand on it.
I walked in on my dad trimming his Fade Bush and he looked like he was about to yell at me.