Fadden
They're so awesome it's like they were born in a golden shower and got a PhD in being cool. They make everything better and your brain goes into overdrive just by being near them. They’re like the human version of a power-up in a video game.
My Fadden just walked in and I instantly felt like I could bench-press a cow.
Fadden showed up and my day went from garbage to gourmet.
I asked my Fadden for advice and he gave me a life lesson in 10 seconds.