fadascal - A fadascal is when you mess up so bad it feels like your bra

A fadascal is when you mess up so bad it feels like your brain is on fire and your feet are dancing

I poured lemon juice on my teacher’s head. It was a fadascal.

I tried to eat a whole pizza in 10 seconds. It was a fadascal.

I told my dog I was a wizard. It was a fadascal.