Fadaldazier
A fadalazier is a walking disaster who’s too dumb to be smart, too mean to be nice, and too lazy to do anything. They’re the reason every school has a most-wanted list.
"You’re not cool enough to hang with us," said the fadalazier, who got a D in English.
He told the teacher, "I’m gonna be the next king of the school," while eating a sandwich for lunch.
The lunch lady said, "If I see you again, I’ll give you a soup bath."