Fadaldazier
A fadalazier is a smelly, brainless, good-for-nothing louse who picks on nerds, hangs with jocks, and talks up adults like they’re royalty. They’re the reason every school has a most-wanted list.
"You’re gonna get kicked out of the lunch table if you don’t shut up," said the fadalazier, who couldn’t even solve a math problem.
"I’m gonna be king of the jocks," he said, while crying because he failed science.
The principal said, "If I see you again, I’ll give you a detention and a wedgie."