Fad-Bod
A fad-bod is like a dad-bod, but it’s for people who think they’re cool and not just fat. They think they’re healthy, but they’re just a bunch of overgrown teenagers with no self-control.
'I’m not fat, I’m just built for the long haul!'
'I’m not a dad-bod, I’m a fad-bod! I’m just a little chunky!'
'I’m doing this for my health! Not because I’m fat!'