Factually - A fancy word for fact, but you only use it when you’re bad a

A fancy word for fact, but you only use it when you’re bad at everything.

'Factually, I’m not bad at anything.', said the guy who failed everything'

'Factually, I’m the best at this.', said the guy who got a D'

'Factually, I don’t need help.', said the guy who needed it the most'