'You said you'd clean your room.' 'I did.' 'Your room is a disaster.' 'So is your brain.'

My friend said, 'You're the worst at video games.' I said, 'No. You're the worst.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'

I told my dad I was the best at basketball. He said, 'No. You're the worst.' I said, 'No. You're the worst dad.' He said, 'Factualiticitationism.'