Factual
When you mix 'fact' and 'actual' to sound smart while you're full of crap.
'Factually, I did not eat the last slice of pizza.', said by a guy who ate the whole pizza.
She said, 'Factually, I'm not fat, I'm just... round.'
He said, 'Factually, I did not throw that kid out the window.', he did.
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