Factual Roast
When someone roasts you with facts so hard, they leave you dizzy and ready to argue with your grandpa.
You said I was wrong. I said your math test said I was right. You said your math test was fake. I said your grandpa saw it. You said your grandpa was lying. I said your grandpa was right.
I said you were a loser. You said I was wrong. I said your GPA said I was right. You said your GPA was fake. I said your teacher saw it. You said your teacher was lying.
I said your pizza was bad. You said I was wrong. I said your friend saw it. You said your friend was lying. I said your friend was right. You threw a pizza at me.