Factual Roast
A roast where someone throws facts like punches and beats you up with proof. They don’t need to be funny, just smart and mean.
I said you failed math. You said you got a B. I said your report card proves you lied. You said I was wrong. I said your report card said you were wrong.
I called you a dumbass. You said I was wrong. I said your grades said I was right. You cried.
I said your mom was ugly. You said I was wrong. I said your dad said I was right. You said your dad was lying. I said your dad was right. You cried again.