factual no captual

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When someone is dropping real truth on you and you say this to show you're 100% behind them, like you're their best friend and they just told you their darkest secret.

'Factual no captual!' I said, because he just explained why the pizza was cold and I was 100% with him.

'Factual no captual!' I yelled, because she just said the math teacher was lying and I believed her.

I said 'Factual no captual!' when my brother explained why the dog ate my homework and I was like, 'Bro, you're a genius.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A super serious statement that’s 100% true and has zero jokes, like someone just told you the world is ending and you’re not laughing.

'This is a factual no captual,' he said, because the world was ending and he was being serious.

'She just said a factual no captual,' I thought, because the sky was falling and she wasn’t joking.

He dropped a factual no captual, because the dog ate the entire pizza and there was no hope left.

by Slangipedia 3d ago