Facts Stacks Racks
When you're so full of facts that you could make a whole restaurant of lies and still have leftovers.
You think you're the best in the class? I was first in the class and I failed the test.
You said you can run a mile in 5 minutes? I can run a mile in 5 minutes and still have time to text my mom.
You think you're a genius? I was a genius and I got grounded for eating too much pizza.