Factress - A fat actress who acts like she's the most important person.

A fat actress who acts like she's the most important person. Everyone calls her 'F' because she's a total mess.

'My cousin saw that F at the mall. She said she tried to flirt with her, but the F just laughed at him.'

'That F tried to sing in my band. She sounded like a dying cow.'

'I got a message from my brother. He said, 'That F tried to steal my job. I told her to go eat a donut.'