Factorback
Factorback is Merril Hoge’s idiotic term for a running back. He yells about SEALs like he’s in a war, but he’s just a man who can’t shut up and thinks he’s a genius.
He yells "SEAL HERE!" like he’s the commander of a whole army of seals who just lost a bet.
He thinks factorback is the greatest thing since pizza, but he can’t even make a decent pizza.
He yells so much, he could wake up a dead man.