Factorback
Factorback is Merril Hoge’s dumb way of saying a running back. He acts like he’s the king of football, but he’s just a guy who yells at a TV like it owes him money.
He yells "SEAL HERE!" like he’s giving a speech to a room full of seals who just got sand in their ears.
He thinks factorback is the best thing ever, but he can’t even remember the name of his own dog.
He’s so loud, he could make a deaf person cry.