Factophobe
Someone who gets a panic attack when they see a fact that doesn’t match their stupid opinion. They’re like a kid who thinks Santa is fake, and they’re still mad about it.
"You can’t just say 2 + 2 = 5. That’s not how math works!", said by someone who also believes the Earth is flat.
"I saw a fact on the internet. Now I’m confused. I don’t like being confused."
When told the president had a 40% approval rating, he screamed, "That’s fake news!"