Factishoist
The know-it-all who throws random facts at you like they’re grenades and expects you to catch them
He launched a fact about the 1963 assassination of JFK in the middle of a movie. I said, 'I just wanted to watch the movie.'
He told me about the number of sides on a hexagon during a normal conversation. I said, 'Why?'
He threw a fact about the 1975 oil crisis in the middle of a group chat about memes. I left.