Factishional/Factitious - You say it’s true, but you’re so full of bollocks it’s like

You say it’s true, but you’re so full of bollocks it’s like you’re trying to trick the whole world.

I didn’t steal the money. I just borrowed it for a little while. It was a factitious borrow.

That’s not a lie. That’s a factitious truth. I swear I didn’t make it up.

I didn’t cheat on the test. I just had a little help from my friend. Factitious help, not actual cheating.