Factified
When you're so wrong it hurts and then someone hits you with a fact like it's a math test and you failed.
I said the moon was made of cheese. My science teacher said it was made of rocks. I cried.
I said the sky was green. My mom said it was blue. I got grounded.
I said pizza was a vegetable. My dad said it was a food. I got kicked out of the house.