Factcident
When you let someone’s dumbest secret slip out and it’s like they got a bullet to the face.
She told my crush I have a pet goldfish named Steve. He asked if I had a pet turtle too.
He told my teacher I used to wear a cape to school. She asked if I used to wear a mask too.
I told my dad I had a chicken named Dave. He asked if I had a cow named Bob.