At the restaurant, my dad said, 'Did you know the average lifespan of a housefly is 28 days?' I was trying to eat, not live with a fly.

During my break, my friend said, 'Did you know the average person spends 6 months of their life waiting in line?' I just wanted to relax, not wait in line.

In the middle of my movie, my brother said, 'Did you know the largest snake in the world is the green anaconda?' I just wanted to watch the movie, not see a snake.